Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".

Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen

by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014

schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

beaner schnitzel

A person of mixed German and Hispanic descent.Basically they must have both German ancestry,and a parent who grew up in a Latin American country,regardless of whether they have much/any Amerinidian blood or not.

OK,so my Dad is German and British and my Mom is German and Spanish,but was raised in Honduras.

Wow,you're such a beaner schnitzel!

I know,right!

by clarissatheone07 January 10, 2011

schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

by kidUrban June 1, 2010

schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009

Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010