schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

schmultz

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.

That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.

by Jewpanese May 20, 2005

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

by Drum44 June 4, 2013

Schulkinator

A fuckin fat fuck, who thinks he cool but he is a wideload. If ever seen, beat that person with a shovel.

"That Schulkinator is justa fuckin queer'.

"Damn you shulkinator"!

by MIKE MAGZ November 27, 2003