Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot

Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart

by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.

Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.

by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.

Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.

by Doobie. March 6, 2018

Schmoople

A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling

schmoople, schmoople :D damn it

by bunger1598 August 31, 2011

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017