Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.

"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011