Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

by Lev Cooper April 06, 2005

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlong

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

by Doctor Word October 26, 2006

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher December 01, 2011

schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa January 26, 2012

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 28, 2005

schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004