Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024