schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Schlapp

a handsome man who is dedicated to hsi craft and loves women.

Schlapp was a gentlemen to me when I asked him If I could taste his man chowfer

by Matt Longo September 10, 2003

Schlasty

A vagina. Named due to its schlastic nature. see schlastic.

"Damn, that's one dirty schlasty."

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

Schlastification

Peeing on a woman and then boneing her dry until she begins to get blisters.

I am going to schlastificate U.

by Conholio February 13, 2003

schlapp

look at his hair

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Schlaise

An alliterative sound I like to make when I am thinking about scraping things.

Schlaise! Schlaise! Schlaise! He went, while thinking about scraping the car next to him.

by Yes, some people do like to make sounds when thinking about scraping things. It helps them. November 30, 2004