scranton

Often referred to as the armpit of America, Scranton is a gray town, peppered with lush trees, an overabundance of bars, churches, and pizza parlors. What makes this barely thriving town so unique is the time-warped mindset of the natives. There are 5 parts, the North Side, which is often ignored, as its residents are nothing to write home about, the South Side, whose heroin supply keeps all the local junkies in check, the East Side, also known as the hillsection, which was once the neighborhood of the rich and fabulous coal breakers, but has since become a melting pot of the minorites, the poor, and the bourgeoisies, and lest we forget, the west side, a wretched place saturated with overzealous christianity and GED-toting scumbags. Green Ridge rounds out the lot as the most appealing section. Green Ridge is nestled away from all the grime, with its sprawling mansions, its top notch schools, and its genetically blessed inhabitants. Now, don't let the appearance of Green Ridge fool you. The worst kind of scumbags hail from this verdant stretch, the rich ones. All in all, Scrantonites can agree on one thing. Sure, the impoverished aren't going to be sitting down to dinner with the wealthy, but that's not to say they wouldn't have a few drinks with them...because remember, in Scranton, there's always a bar nearby a church, as long as you don't mind walking a block.

I'm not from Scranton, I'm from Green Ridge.

by Winston, Harry September 1, 2006

Scannon

Hostile towards Asian immigrants

Hola dogg look at em Scannon the fishing boats.
Yo Yo Home girl look at em Lets scannon and take their fishing rods

by Larry Tang October 11, 2007

Scanlon Debate

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.

"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."

by Mister Four January 10, 2010

Scantron

Just pure hell for not using a #2 pencil. Like seriously what the hell is this? Is this a fucking joke?

Bill: Hey Joe did you finish your scantron?
Joe: Yea it was fucking hell though.
*1 Day Later*
Joe: I FUCKING GOT A 0 FOR NOT USING THE RIGHT PENCIL
*Hangs Self*

by TheGunterCrew January 17, 2018

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020

The Scranton Tickle

When you giggle about something you saw on The Office all day because something tickled you.

"What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. I just have the Scranton tickle."

by Groupfartme January 2, 2019

scranton

Scranton is a city in north-east Pa that is, and the only way to describe it, fucked up. Built on coal when that shit is what people used to keep from dying and heat their homes in the winter (even uppity fucks from NYC who think they are a self sufficient planet and could secede from the universe)but has fallen on hard times as has the industry. The people who live there have been festering resentment at everybody while at the same time trying to maintain their dignity and history. Also, it is close to NYC and Philly so intelligent and entrepreneurial criminals set up shop there to take advantage of the situation. What does this mean, Scranton has idiosycrancies that are both cool and weird. Is so fucked up that it cannot be compared legitimately to any other city. And is a place where some kind old granny will fry you up a batch of pierogies with mangoes (green peppers in Scranton) if you ask her nicely, or some meth head will shank your spleen for the last of your warm beer. Was the home of the Molly Maguires, the original gang who fucked up shit old school. Google it sometime.

The urban planning in Scranton is thus: church, bar, church, church, bar, crackhouse, university, bar, church, bar.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005