Scannon

Hostile towards Asian immigrants

Hola dogg look at em Scannon the fishing boats.
Yo Yo Home girl look at em Lets scannon and take their fishing rods

by Larry Tang October 11, 2007

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Jami Shannon

A real bitch of a woman

Jami Shannon is a bitch

by Uncle cracker‘s smile February 25, 2019

Shannongram

a fictional alternative to Instagram popularized by BBY Goyard

She don't use the Instagram, she be using Shannongram

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

Shannonigans

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.

Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.

by Dick _Shinary November 15, 2019

Shannon of wine

to overfill a wine glass because you want to empty the bottle.

I just poured myself a Shannon of wine.

by chitowngirl220 October 22, 2010

Shannon Leto

The most kickass drummer ever of the band, 30 Seconds to Mars. And oh yeah...he's hot. Also the older brother of Jared Leto.

Shannon Leto is amazing. If you disagree, whatev.

by Liann September 4, 2008