cat scan 

1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.

Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography

I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.

cat scan by Flight23 August 7, 2006

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

Skit-scone-scan by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

tit-scan 

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

tit-scan by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009

bar scan

barscan. its new word for a Cougar stalking the meatmarket, Only, to check-out hot young guys.

checkin the top. checkin the middle. and checkin the bottom. "Bar Scan"

bar scan by aeaeae September 18, 2009

afri-scan 

looking around for black people before you say something racist about them

"dude perform an afri-scan before you say that"

"shit, bogey at 12 o clock"

afri-scan by bogey at 6 November 18, 2007

run a virus scan 

The act of jerking off to internet porn.

What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.

run a virus scan by student of the scroll September 16, 2009

shuric scan 

used to be a good music/remix but as soon as someone leaked the .veg it got ruined by 5 year olds with their trial versions of Vegas Pro and using klasky csupo samples with a billion effects slapped on to it

random 5 year old kid: hEy mOm I make shuric scan klasky csupo!1!1!

mom: you're adopted

shuric scan by tempuser2 December 17, 2021