scamfest

(noun) a rapid series of scams, cons, and/or other forms of gainful deceit or stealthy theft

The "no-sale" bandit and his cohorts engaged in a scamfest of epic proportions, scoring sackfuls of cash and seven pounds of gold from their hapless victims.

by Jimulacrum July 3, 2007

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.

A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014

Matt Scalf

Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

by MakeMeASandwich! February 9, 2010

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

Saif

An Absolute badman, derived from the arabic for Sword or gift so is a gift to the world and a sword so is a badman fighter

Oh dayum did you see saif there he be killing it

by nignog1099 July 4, 2018

scarfin' up

Wearing a scarf as a shirt. Common during the winter season.

We scarfin' up brah?" "Dude, I'm so scarfed up I'm naked

by Scarfin'Up December 4, 2010

Tie scarf

To wear ones tie in a scarf like fashion,draped around the neck.Normally worn by Indie kids who cannot tie their own ties.

Which guy are you talking about?
Alex! The hot one wearing the tie scarf.

by Swedishfishylover October 4, 2009