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An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.
Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
by E.M.R.T. May 27, 2012
Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.
by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020
Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009