Salted

when you feel stupid, or someone else feels stupid

1. you get all dressed up for ur date and then he/she calls and cancels. ur salted

by Laquesha April 19, 2006

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

salted rim

licking stubble on a man's asshole,
also a method in bartending (e.g. Margarita, salty dog)

"Hey, how about another Salty Dog!"

by Crunch Nugget January 9, 2003

sarted

fart when your sad ;(

oh now he sarted :(

by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022

Veruca Salted

(v.intr.) To get one's way by behaving like Veruca Salt; indulged.

I almost expected her to start whining about how she wanted "a golden goose" next, the way she Veruca Salted that thing.

by Neoteric June 26, 2006

Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.

Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.

by Mergeman September 30, 2008

That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.

Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted

by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020