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bumfuck saskatchewan

a place in Canada, where there are houses grouped together, but no stores or gas stations. A place like Bumfuck Idaho, or Bumfuck Egypt, but located in the prairies of Canada
Joe lives on that farm 20 miles east of Bumfuck Saskatchewan
by bigjim555123456 December 21, 2008
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Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.
Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."
by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018
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Saskatoon Skunk

When you are eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face and she farts on you.
“I was eating out jessica last night and she gave me a Saskatoon Skunk!”
by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019
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Saskia

attractive when thoughts are positive and when she least wants to be. like when she is angry or talking about serious things.
cares about everybody but has learned the painful way that there is a limit.
loves to sing, act crazy, dance but only for a chosen few.
very old-fashioned, not into online chats and online dating.
likes attention and returns it effortlessly.
loves being in relationships even though they're rare.
Hi, I am Saskia. I really enjoyed your latest work.
or
(on the phone) "Saskia, she dumped me. I feel like shit."
"where are you? will be there in 20 minutes"
by Krkič January 27, 2020
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Saskia

Saskia is an innocent looking woman from far far away,

but with her crazy, tough and fearless personality you never know how things end up.

Never gets boring.

Don't get me wrong, she also is very romantic, relaxed and caring.
But you are only able to discover it, if you get really close with her.

But be aware of the finger nails! Damask steel feels like a joke against these!

if you ever happen to meet one of these, marry her.
Buddy: Your back looks like as if you would have had a fight with a tiger. What happened ?

Me: It wasn't a tiger, but i still had a wild night.

Buddy: Igor told me, that you were in siberia last winter
with some crazy woman, where you both tried to play "golf" with semi trucks and water melons on the frozen baikal lake.

Why would someone do that ?

Me: Why ? Saskia had this idea, it was great!

Saskia: We have to do this again, next time we will play basketball with excavators and bowling balls
by Ekonir-7K April 22, 2021
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Saskatoon Loop

The act of putting someone's penis into his own asshole
Person 1 : "Did you see? Greg put his dick into his own butthole"
Person 2: " Ah the good ol' Saskatoon Loop
by H.Berry July 13, 2021
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dirty saskia

When your missus clears out your bank account before a big night out with the boys
Can you buy this round? I got dirty Saskia'd
by Munkazoid February 11, 2019
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