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Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
by SG16 January 1, 2010
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Sardor

It's a name you dimwit. Possibly a name made by parents who were 100% intoxicated and were shouting ridiculous words in Russian until they came across a word called Sardor; of course, this isn't even a word in the English dictionary. It's Russian, you melon.

In addition, the origins of the name are clearly unknown since they came from the Great Siberian forests of Russia.
Guy 1: You've seen Sardor? I've heard he's donating explosives and nukes.

Guy 2: For realz!? Great, I can now cause 9/11 all over again!

Officer 1: Hey! What are you guys talking about!?

Random Streaker: For the Soviet Union!
by TheGreatTroll April 30, 2012
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sanedo

A verb, can be applied to a dance move.
I did the sanedo on stage. I was sanedoing in the rain.
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shredonkquadd

Shrek, donkey, and farquadd
When shrek donkey and farquadd had a child together they decided to name it shredonkquadd
by Shredonkquadd April 2, 2019
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Sardonic

You have a sardonic wit.
by Umami please February 11, 2022
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Sardonkulous

Sardonic: Grimly mocking or cynical (adj)
Redonkulous: Significantly more absurd than ridiculous to an almost impossible extreme; without possibility of serious consideration (adj)

Sardonkulous: Ridiculously cynical, absurdly mocking, sardonic to the extreme (adj)
Matt: You'll be trafficking in sex slaves next.
Jess: Dude! Too far. That's sardonkulous.

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Jess: GET OUT!
Matt: Man, you're being sardonkulous
by Frasky July 26, 2011
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sardonic

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines
I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?
by aemeilius April 21, 2018
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