The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 01, 2007
An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
by High on Life July 11, 2008
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
by DaveTheToolMan August 27, 2007
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
by Joanna Barret Hound February 20, 2012
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by Going_Yard9 June 20, 2005
Female at 8 or above on the hot or not scale. A word that is used to notify other men of a woman that is an 8 or above in the immdiate area.
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
Hey Jimmy how were the Salmon at the beach today?
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
by e9a3 July 05, 2009