swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.

If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.

by hold the mayo March 3, 2004

shallow

Judging a person based strictly on looks, not factoring in their personality whatsoever.

Jon likes Jan because Jan dresses flashy.

by slappymyhead February 22, 2004

sallop

A sexually promiscuous woman...a whore;
or a generaly nasty(not clean) person

"clean your room, sallop"
or "everyone knows she's a sallop, all the men she goes home with.."

by Chocorider November 30, 2009

sword swallower

One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.

That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.

by F. June 23, 2003

your mother should have swallowed you

It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.

Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

Peer shallowness

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)

George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :

by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008

swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.

So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...

by YAWA September 14, 2018