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ruben

very massive swedsih cock
ruben has a massive cock

yeah i also heaard hes a catboy
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by ratt.bo11 September 27, 2021
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Ruben

Ruben is a person whom you should not mess with. He knows your secrets, he knows your past, he knows who you are. He likes to observe and listen to his surroundings. Any little information he gets, he will use it to his advantage. He can ruin friendships, relationships, etc. So beware of him, for he will not hesitate to destroy your thoughts on someone or something. He is powerful and he knows it.
Ruben will not hurt you physically, but mentally he will if he feels like it!
by Dangerous Man November 22, 2021
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Ruben

A handsome sexy man that has one of the biggest dicks u can see. His eye lashes are so perfect and his eyebrows. He is overall a stunning man and all the chicks want him
Person 1- Do you have a ruben? ;)
by rubwn January 26, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben: "Sheesh"
by shys December 13, 2021
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Ruben

No not the sandwich, this is a dude.
This guy is definitely a charismatic fella. Sliding into those dm's like he's on ice, just about nothing blocks him from getting that number. He's even got connections to known prostitutes in Venezuela.
Sam: Bro I need some e-girls bad.
Anyone: just ask Ruben.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
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ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 3, 2005
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Ruben

A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time
Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013
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