Bloody rubbish Mansfield

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal

hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!

by Division Two April 1, 2003

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.

Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."

by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009

really fucking rubbish

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.

Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then

by SiN- MATT TAYLOR BABY!!! July 30, 2008

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.

Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009

kicked in rubbish tin

A person of distinctly ugly appearance. Really grotesque facial features. Often associated with fuglies

Yo, that dude's got a head like a kicked in rubbish tin

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

take out the rubbish

to jerk off among the Hungarian niggas

I've just taken out the rubbish. I've just jerked off.
I take out the rubbish. I jerk off.

by 420Getrekt January 22, 2015

Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin

When you throw away 2 frogs in a trash can. And you’re friend starts crying.

Oops Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin gone , sorry friend

by Two Frogs In a Rubbish Bin June 13, 2018