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rolling on floor laughing diving in orange vile juice while ridin limozines killing green nematoads momentaryily.

me-ur mom
joe-rofldiovjwrlkgnm

by segjnoi December 1, 2006

ROFD

Rolling on floor drunk - when one has reached the point of intoxication at which the ability to remain vertical fails, and suddenly you are horizontal, laughing because you are slightly confused as to why you are touching the floor with more than two points of your body.

Oh my god, I was so wasted I ROFD last night!

by The Scratching Post August 3, 2010

rofs

1. ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SHITTING.
2. Rolling on the floor sobbing. (this is essentially made up, but alas, funny to imagine.)
3. The abbreviation of 'rofl' that cool people say when they are feeling cool. and they add an 's' for dramatic effect.

1. person: give me back my pants!
douche: ROFS HELL NO

2. person: my boyfriend broke up with me
douche: were you rofs
person: what the fuck is your problem
douche: nothing im just cool.

3. -fiesta party-
uncool person: LOL LOOK AT THT N00B GOT PWNED. LOL ROFL
person 1: ROFLZLAWLS
person 2: ROFLMAOLOTF
person 3: ROFS
-10 minute awkward silence-

by rofllama April 21, 2009

Rofldog

A dog that thinks it is good enough to wear human clothing

Guy1: "My god is it raining again?"
Guy2: "No just rofldogs are being pelted at my window"

by Mat Paget April 2, 2007

ROFLdotCOM

This is where you tell someone to go when they are being:
A) Stupid in a humorous way.
B) Hilarious
or when someone makes a joke which is extremely amusing.

<Person 1> How many babies does it take to cover a wall?

<Person 2> I dunno. How many?

<Person 1> 1 - if you throw it hard enough.

<Person 2> ROFLdotCOM!!!

by Wurd To Volkie February 19, 2003

rofs

An acronym - Rolling On The Floor Slobbing... To roll or laze on the floor in such a way as to appear as a slob. People who usually rofs are obese, sometimes homosexual, and extremeley over-obsessive for shitty sports teams.

Miles that lazy ass rofs on the floor while thinking about Ole Miss and Ed Orgeron.

by Playa Pancho August 16, 2006

rofs

An acronym - Rolling On The Floor Slobbing... To roll or laze on the floor in such a way as to appear as a slob. People who usually rofs are obese, sometimes homosexual, and extremeley over-obsessive for shitty sports teams.

Miles that lazy ass rofs on the floor while thinking about Ole Miss and Ed Orgeron.

by Playa Pancho August 16, 2006