(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
by E. B. DeKalb February 08, 2012
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
by Johnson's Daddy February 21, 2023
Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
by Poopytoes August 18, 2019
Lynn Loud from The Loud House
Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition
by Hamtaro August 20, 2022
“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 23, 2024