stop reaching

when someone tries way too hard but they end up sounding / looking stupid

bro 1 : hey gorgeous how you doin? can i buy u a drink?

girl : boy bye

bro 2 : bro stop reaching

by z too turnt May 20, 2016

roachin'

to excessively use someone elses belongings, usually food, in an attempt to survive off said individual, like a roach.

When one doesn't have materials they desire and attempts to get them from another person.

If you're hungry eat now, don't wait until we're at my girl house and then start roachin' in her refridgerator.

That girl doesn't have any clothes of her own, so whenever we go out she always roachin' in my closet for somethin to wear.

by J.Hayes November 4, 2005

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

roachin

this is basically a bum, you know your friend that always comes around and don't have a job but always wants a bite of your food one of your beers or cigarettes and possibly your drugs if you have any, basically like a roach that lives in your house they are hard to get rid of and never contribute to any kind of cause

Quit ya roachin and get a job!

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

Roching

Verb. To look at oneself in a mirror, while masturbating, and pointing at the mirror (at ones own reflection) while saying "You the man, you the man (insert name of person)!"

Person 1: "Did you hear about Billy?"
Person 2: "No, what did he do!?"
Person 1: "He was caught roching in Harry's house on Friday!"
Person 2: "FUCK! Embarrassing for him. He's weird for even doing that shit!"

by longy92 April 28, 2011

Reaching Nirvana

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

by Matt4TatTat July 12, 2022