Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Bad Moon Rising

When something bad in the foreseeable future is about to happen.

Johnny:My parents found out about the broken garage window and now they're pissed.

Jerry: I see a bad moon rising

by the fax February 12, 2009

with a raisin

(russian-american expression)
having a tiny flaw or an imperfection, but it makes a person more unique in his/her own way and beautiful.

maria finds a beauty in people with a raisin

by sneaky roommate September 29, 2009

Ricin

A plant toxin extracted from Castor Beans. This has a toxicity in humans at levels as small as .3 grams. It is considered to be the most deadly plant toxin; twice as deadly as Cobra Venom.

Jimmy took some Ricin with a tall glass HCl and a Darvon Cocktail. How sad.

by Snowphish April 12, 2007

Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.

"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."

by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009

Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016