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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004
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Rip-Off

rip-off A friend who backs out of a proposed plan to spend the day/night out with his mates,generally at the last minute, in order to spend the day being verbally abused by his girlfriend
rip-off"Sorry guys, I know i was due to pick you up in 5 minutes, but im going to have to cancel as the GF wants me to ....*insert something boring here*
by Theanalbutcher April 8, 2009
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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
by ..brookkk April 23, 2021
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Rioff

(N) tissue paper or beat rag that has been used to clean up after jerking off
Miles was cuaght watching porn after he accidently left his rioff by the computer
by DEJK April 17, 2008
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rip-off

What an absolute rip-off that was.
by Fraulein Hilda February 22, 2018
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Westmoreland Rip-Off

Like the General who lied about Vietnam, anyone who cheats their friends, lies about their work, and otherwise is a total shithead, drunk and druggie.
I got a Westmoreland Rip-off when I hired a neighbor to do a rod restoration.
by frito4 January 10, 2012
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