all your wack guys who think they got heat and posting what rice is...when infact what you got is rice
by eric November 13, 2003
Adjective. The attitude of an import or domestic sport compact driver who knows how to talk down on other persons' vehicles, but doesn't know the first thing about building a car for performance, but DOES think that stickers, oversized wheels, excessively tall spoilers, and "fart-can" mufflers improve the performance of their vehicle and makes them the fastest, baddest race car driver on the face of the earth. Rice/Ricer is NOT someone who will talk down on someone and their vehicle, but has the knowledge and the vehicle to back up what he/she says. For example, Johnny is talking crap on Shawn's Camaro. Johnny drives a civic with a fartcan exhaust with 6" wide tip, has more vinyl stickers than he has hairs on his head, and says that he can beat Shawn's Camaro any day of the week, yet when challanged, wont back up what he thinks and says. An alternative example, Same situation, only this time, Johnny drives a built honda civic, that runs sub-12second 1/4mile runs. Johnny now challanges Shawn to a race at a racetrack. Johnny wins. Johnny is not a ricer.
Johnny is a ricer due to his attitude and lack of respect for those that can obviously hand him his own ass.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
A good food (1 billion chinese can't be wrong!)
An eco-freindly car with $10,000-$80,000 worth of upgrades that do nothing but make the car heavier, or look "better". Driven by Rice burners. Usually covered in bright colors like yellow. For a lot of rice, the amount of money spent on the car is equal, or more than, the amount of a new Corvette which would run faster anyway.
An eco-freindly car with $10,000-$80,000 worth of upgrades that do nothing but make the car heavier, or look "better". Driven by Rice burners. Usually covered in bright colors like yellow. For a lot of rice, the amount of money spent on the car is equal, or more than, the amount of a new Corvette which would run faster anyway.
by Anonymous July 20, 2003
Fried Rice is Tasty.
by pagis88 October 25, 2006
...rice....
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
1.easily the best grain, side dish, food out in the world.
2.the best invention the chinese gave us since fireworks
3. a food that goes with any food at any given moment.
2.the best invention the chinese gave us since fireworks
3. a food that goes with any food at any given moment.
in a chinese voice..."OH NO RICE AGAIN?"
Hey did you cook the rice?
no why?
*first guy walks out the door
Hey did you cook the rice?
no why?
*first guy walks out the door
by iloverice100 November 11, 2010
Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it will travel faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni
"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"
by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003