Paroxysal your retrograde

I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.

At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.

by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022

Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

Retrofarien

1. Someone who only wears retro clothing and nothing else.

2. Someone who does/buys something months after the craze has passed

3. Scene kids are sometimes retrofariens

1. Dude look at that guy and his flare jeans...his such a retrofarien


2. 'Dude, do you remember pokémon red?'

'Yea...'

'Well look at him over there playing it on his gameboy colour, he's such a retrofarien'

by Mosher_Dude3 March 29, 2009

retrogreen

to retrofit something current with features made to accommodate environmentalists

The problem is that it is an opportune time to retrogreen your insulation.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2011

Retrotard

Someone so obsessed with retro lifestyle/clothes/games/music ect that nothing else is of any interest. Also spends alot of time on collecting/making/maintaining their "retro lifestyle".

I'm such a retrotard that;
"I only listen to music produced in the 50's - period"
"I'm obsessed with super mario/snake/megaman ect"
"I only buy and own vintage clothing/furniture"
"if it's not older than me - it's crap"

by a true retrotard August 22, 2011

retrogamerman

A beautiful majestic creature from a more civilized time. He is the master of games and the conqueror of lands. He has scaled Mordor, he has caught all of the pokemon, he has gone SSJ3, he has over 300 confirmed creeper assassinations. Women weep and faint at his feet from shock by his sheer beauty. To be called Retrogamerman is the highest honor one can achieve in life.

Retrogamerman is a legend.

by retrogamerman May 12, 2014