Retarteder

Being more retarted than retarted @maryorie

Casity u are more retarteder than anyone in the world .(:

by Retarteder June 30, 2018

retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.

"this thread is retarted"

by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011

Rehearted

Adj. Re-hart-did - The attemp to be nice, but end up being annoying and stubborn. Thinking your helping out and being the mature one by going "out of your way" to help someone else out. Usally complicates the situation. Being reheated is usally followed by a rant, or unnecessary explanation. Common with retards.

Grayson : Let's take you car.
Marco : That's fine with me.
Mom Figure : NO TAKE MY CAR, IF U CRASH MY CAR HAS ONSTAR!
Marco : I can smoke in my car...
Mom Figure: MY CAR IS SAFE.
Marco: Your so Rehearted....

by DrKnotts March 1, 2010

Resported

The act of reinventing a sport.

I resported Frisbee the other day.. Who knew sleds make perfect Frisbees.

by Greenteamann January 4, 2017

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

Reshmarded

Adj. Incompetent. With excess stupidity.

“Wow, that guy just dropped his spaghetti all over the floor!” -Miscellaniatron 5000
“Yeah, it was reshmarded.” -Over9000amatron

by Jack Lumber-kun October 26, 2019