relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

public relations

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert

public relations: eat lead!

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

rapelationship

When one person starts, or refuses to end, a relationship with another person by just being stubborn.

1. "I thought we were just going to hook up once but the next day he told me that we needed to have dinner with his parents since we were a couple now. I guess I'm in for another rapelationship."

2. "I tried to break up with my girlfriend but she just said 'no'. Four hours of arguing later, somehow I end up apologizing and we're still going out! I'm stuck in a rapelationship!"

by mylz February 22, 2008

Senior Relations

When an underclassmen fantasizes about or hooks up with a senior. Is often practiced by obnoxious love starved children, but can also be practiced my very mature people. Senior relations can be beautiful, and definitely hot and heavy. Traditionally the senior is an experienced sexy beast, and the younger female looks older than she actually is. Senior relations are frowned on by society, but most people could care less. If you want to have a steamy session with someone, go for it. But remember, kiddies. Wear a fucking rubber!

Non- disgraceful example of Senior relations:
SmartUnderclassmen: I know that Jeremy is three years older than me, but I really feel a connection with him. I mean, he's really great, and I know he will respect me. I think I want to get together with him.
Lisa: Oh, that's cool. Just be safe, okay?


Disgraceful example of Senior relations:
IdiotUnderclassmen: Oh, my gawwd Lisa! Jeremy is sooo hawwwt. I don't care if he's three years older than me! I know he wants to grind! I bet he'd like those new undieeees I bought! I'll suck it night and day for that hot piece of man meat! Hahaha!
Lisa: You don't even know him! You're a fucking idiot. Grow up.

by ShaIchLuge August 1, 2008

guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

by Mark8 April 15, 2007

rebelation

To have a revelation that inspires one to rebel or revolt.

Example: "MF you are cheating on me? Oh it's on now! This is war..."

Example: Many citizens had a rebelation as they came to believe there were no weapons of mass destruction.

by Kevin Hendricks December 11, 2008

Rebelation

The final book of the Bible, it is a warning to God of the mass-uprising that will happen if he doesn't quit being such a jealous selfish dictatorial ay-hole hypocrite and start treating his subjects like any decent leader should.

I don't think much of wading through the boring Books Of The Bible, but I did like the Rebelation chapter... it makes more sense and gives one more hope than all of the other Books combined.

by QuacksO September 13, 2017