Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.

The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.

by urban savage February 12, 2019

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

Reptilia

An amazing song by The Strokes, off their new album "Room on Fire" Note that Julian Casablancas is a sex machine, who i would do in a second.

"Please don't slow me down if i'm going too fast" - Oh julian! I won't!

by Princess Consuella April 14, 2004

breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

by Nate R.. August 18, 2006

reptilians

Race in the 4th dimension who dominate us.

Also known as reps.

NIGGA, dem reps be ownin us n shit.

by Nig wig August 1, 2004

The Reptilian Brotherhood

What LeafyIsHere calls his subscribers

Dude 1: Dude are you part of the Reptilian Brotherhood?
Dude 2: What? Is that some satanic cult?
Dude 1: No, dude its what LeafyIsHeres fans are called

by For The Win May 5, 2016

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009