Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.

My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.

by Triflegirl August 11, 2018

Reluteless

Adjective

agressive, sarcastic and non-stop behavior towards everyone in the room.

Combination of relentless and ruthless.

The man was reluteless, at the party there were many laughs and tears.

by Randy Handshaker February 3, 2020

Relux

To relux is to take out some time in the day to be alone, clear your thoughts and achieve a little inner peace and luxurious comfort before going back out into the world refreshed, focused and ready to face it.

Focusing on improving your mental health and self care for the day to bring out the best version of yourself after world events have run you down.

Going into a luxury meditation hibernation to strut back out like a zen mode queen.

Mom: Where have you been all day, I haven't seen you since breakfast?

Daughter: This lockdown rubbish has been giving me a headache, I need to relux. I do not need stress wrinkles.

by zaraknowsbest October 15, 2020

Reiku

This is a hot guy's name. He is probably the guy of your dreams. His dad's probably pretty rich. He probably plays hockey. He's probably the hottest asian kid you'll ever meet. He's really nice. And has a large penis.

Girl: Reiku is my ex!
Girl 2: Yea he's m bf i'm so glad im with him hes so sweet!
Girl: Give him back to me

Girl 2: No hes perfect for me he has a large penis!

by Person111407 February 8, 2021

Reikuna

A purple alien from another universe that traveled to earth to live normally. That's in.

Haruko: Oh, hi!
Reikuna: Hello!

by Arcade <3 January 21, 2022

Rekuo

Someone who likes men and is allergic to women.

You like like a typical Rekuo

by blueddzz July 5, 2022

Stoat reluctant

Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.

"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008