a) eventually starting masturbating again, after having once been able to stop masturbating, b) eventually restarting doing things that you've not done in a while
After a few months of self-control, I faced a relapse and found myself struggling to stick with my commitment to abstain from masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the relapsemug. Relapsing is returning to a former state of mind, or returning to an action, addiction, or someone that is a worse for you as after you’ve been improving. Usually you know this is bad for you, but hard to break.
I Relapsed.
by Flashbacks March 28, 2025
Get the Relapsemug. A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.
"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015
Get the Relapsation Timemug. He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.
by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021
Get the Relapse Bombermug. The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023
Get the Relapse Lanemug. When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.
(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021
Get the triple relapsemug. After not visiting taco bell for 3 months, Sam returned and spent 30 dollars on a taco bell relapse (tbr).
by samsamamama December 27, 2023
Get the taco bell relapsemug.