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triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.
(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die
by That.Kidd.Fish August 23, 2021
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Quad Relapse

When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.
(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler
by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021
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Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.
(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too
by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021
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National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx
Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024
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taco bell relapse

when a bulimic person goes back to taco bell after abstaining for awhile
After not visiting taco bell for 3 months, Sam returned and spent 30 dollars on a taco bell relapse (tbr).
by samsamamama December 27, 2023
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relapsation

The calm, euphoric feeling one gets when one relapses back into drug addiction.
I just broke out of rehab and I’m ready for some peace and relapsation. Where the fuck is my tourniquet!?
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 27, 2008
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Rehapse

a relapse while you’re in rehab.
“Damnn drugs done fucked yall up” - Ishmael
“Yeah, Amy rehapsed” - Alex
by babs666 February 6, 2018
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