Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

taco bell relapse

when a bulimic person goes back to taco bell after abstaining for awhile

After not visiting taco bell for 3 months, Sam returned and spent 30 dollars on a taco bell relapse (tbr).

by samsamamama December 27, 2023

Relapsed

A guy after he masturbation.

Person 1: Finally! Here comes John.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.

by FutaxFutaDude May 4, 2022

Relapse Bomber

When Old Timers send in Chronic Relapsers to fuck with someone and say their being of service.

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.

by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021

relapsations

When you have numerous / multiple amounts of relapses.

I had some "relapsations" last night.

by ;l,mkonjhiobhugftyrty January 13, 2025

relapse

a) eventually starting masturbating again, after having once been able to stop masturbating, b) eventually restarting doing things that you've not done in a while

After a few months of self-control, I faced a relapse and found myself struggling to stick with my commitment to abstain from masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024