Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.
Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.
Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.
Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?
Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".
Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?
Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!
Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".
Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?
Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!
by Rc916 November 15, 2013
One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 12, 2003
Cheap TV shows designed to get vapid, talentless dimwits to embarrass themselves for the pleasure of terminally-stupid, obese unemployed people. The producers who make these shows are expensively educated and nominally intelligent London, NY or LA-based professional drug addicts who never bother watching their own product because they know it's junk, but have become so cynical they're content in propelling their medium into oblivion.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 06, 2017
The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.
I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama
by joecoolthefool July 02, 2015
The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 29, 2024
Person one: What's up, bro?
Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.
Person one: I hate those!
Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.
Person one: I hate those!
by PurpleHampster November 23, 2012