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My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse
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The greatest living wrestler ever to live and/or wrestle at the same time. After starring in hit films such as "Spiderman" and "Elbow Drop III: The Revenge of VJ" he has diversified into theater and performing art.
His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.
Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.
His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.
Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.
"Randy Savage totally creased that punk Hogan. I've never seen such a horrific creasing in my life."
"I would say that Randy 'Crease' Savage is my personal hero. Oh pardon me I just creased my pants."
"Crease?"
"I would say that Randy 'Crease' Savage is my personal hero. Oh pardon me I just creased my pants."
"Crease?"
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Get the randy johnson mug.Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
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Get the Randy Handy mug.Refers a random person. Hence the similarity between Random and Randy. The "jay" portion of the word is put there to act as the last name. In and of it self "jay" is meaning less.
Lately Randy Jays have been asking me to hang out. (lately random ppl have been asking me to hang out)
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