Ralph

Verb
The act of showing up at a party where you’re not wanted and ruining it for everyone else.

Did you here about what happened at Patrick’s house party?

Yeah, that guy totally Ralphed it.

by Julius Fitzpatrick January 29, 2018

Ralph

An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.

Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.

by EMLINIA January 8, 2005

Ralph

think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.

this sentence is too long for the hugenacity of ralph.

by bre March 8, 2004

Ralph

An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.

Driver: Yo Ralph that fat guy!
Passenger: I can't man I got Guccied last week.

by AdrizzleFoRizzle August 13, 2009

Ralph

The Best Soccer, Calcio Futbol Futebol player in the world!

Man did u see that kid hes a Ralph!

by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005

Ralph

To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.

Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.

by komanchi June 9, 2011

Ralphed

Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.

Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.

by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006