by Julius Fitzpatrick January 30, 2018
An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.
Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.
by EMLINIA January 09, 2005
think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.
by bre March 09, 2004
by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005
An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.
by AdrizzleFoRizzle August 13, 2009
Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
by komanchi May 15, 2011
Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
by Ludacross7 April 02, 2006