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Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.
Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.
by Nezarynew March 29, 2020
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Quarantationship

A casual relationship that occurs during quarantine, typically these people are separated due to social distancing.
I met this guy on tinder and it turned into a quarantationship.
by S Lobo April 11, 2020
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Quaranstyle

Quaranstyle is that fabulous pajama, no bra, rat hair look when your not forced to be a seen member of society.
How it's used:

"Girl, you looking good in your quaranstyle."
"I'm quaranstyling today, no webinars."
"Don't judge me. These leggings with a hole the crotch is quaranstyling perfection."
by Wanda Was Here April 16, 2020
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quarantard

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020
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Quaranfling

Quaranfling An online dating encounter that begins during quarantine, used as a means to fill the dating void, and ends before quarantine is over.
Oh I know him, we had a quaranfling.
by daydiver June 16, 2020
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Quarantalent

a talent you discover you have as a result of all the free time you have during quarantine.
yo man, slow cooking ribs is my QuaranTalent.
by 417smokey May 14, 2020
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quaranmeme

An low effort or superfluous meme that is only gaining traction because everyone in the world is stuck in a quarantine.
I'm sick and tired of all these COVID19 quaranmemes cluttering up my feed.
by ImContributingToCulture March 19, 2020
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