Quaffle

quaffle When your girlfriend queefs and it smells like waffles. A term only fraternity boy rejects would try and use to humor the less intelligent if applicable to tolerate their presence before roofie-ing them damn selves at said party.

Yo, I heard Jake’s baby mama quaffles in her sleep, the lucky bastard. When my girlfriend queefs all I smell is shrimp.... but hers smells like waffles he says. Then she makes waffles for that fat bas-tard in the morning. Get it? HA HA HA

by Frotoroso26 April 7, 2020

Quaffle

Used as a sentence filler, without meaning anything in particular.

Can be used as quaffle x for extra effect

Person 1 - “Whats going on”

Person 2 - “Nothing much man, quaffle

by Daniel Haidar June 24, 2021

Quaffle

A blunder or complete mockery.

Man the TMX pipeline is a huge quaffle.

by Ky-Guy February 19, 2022

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017