pattle

One who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. Can't sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. Says freakishly random stuff constantly. Once owned a baby made of chips. Wears ballgowns to the cinema. Has a very unfortunate middle name, but a massive wank arm with a lovely name so s'all good. Often makes situations hilariously awkward. Dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. He's one of those poeple you can't help but love. A proper ledge.

Sam: Whoa! Look at that seriously cool guy!
Molly: Dude, that's Pattle.

by MollyMollyMolly March 22, 2008

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putter Bin

n. The reduced-to-clear shelf in a supermarket, so call as all the cheapskate old putters gather around it looking for something for nothing.

"There might be some bargains in the putter bin"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putter buttin'

Not doing much of anything, but still getting a few things done.

Well, I didn't finish my to-do list, I sort of just spent the day putter buttin' around.

by Purple butterflies December 12, 2016

Puttre

Pakistani for the word Babes

Yes puttre what you saying....

by ghanchaud June 5, 2017

Putile

An adjective to describe something rancid and discusting

The food that they served was putile

by Smellinator January 2, 2023