Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

One-Putter-Putter

KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics

Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a

One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

Puttered out

When something is blown out and sloppy to the point of disbelief

Person 1: the fitment is so terrible we have to prefabricate everything

Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

Reverse Putter Smith

An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.

That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.

by Plastic Icon November 4, 2020

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013