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Pussy-proof

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010
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pussy lipping

Drinking a beer or any other alcoholic drink slowly.
Hey, quit pussy lipping that beer like a little bitch.
by Josh_Yarb January 9, 2015
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Pussy Eating Pamela

A mid aged women who enjoys eating the pussy of girls in their early twenties.
Bill's mom offered to eat my pussy, she is such a pussy eating Pamela!
by Jill Weiss April 10, 2015
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pussy drunk

enjoying giving a woman oral so much it puts you in a state of euphoria.
"She made him pussy drunk; he couldn't stop eating her out."
by purplepotatoes2463 February 22, 2023
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Cadillac Pussy

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.
by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013
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Tight Little Man Pussy

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya
by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020
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putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
by rosends November 26, 2020
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