pulling a shirley

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

by quota21 May 8, 2014

Pulling a Kedziora

When you ask your coworker to buy Heroin laced acid but are planning to snitch them out once they buy it.

Person 1: My coworker sold me acid and cops showed up as soon as I was going to hand her the cash

Person 2: Damn what a fool, thinks he can pull a Kedziora around my boy like that.

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Person 1: "Hi u wanna buy the acid my mom gave me?"
Person 2: Bitch u better not be pulling a Kedziora

by pILL pRESSURE October 2, 2021

Paling

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

pulling a scrapmechanic

saying something will be there soon but taking over 2 years

"hey john is the game out yet"
"no they're pulling a scrapmechanic"

by Chickenman21097 April 7, 2023

Pulling a Komaeda

Nearly killing yourself ,but tricking someone else into accidentally being the one to finish you off and kill you. You also make the scene of your death look like a brutal murder even though it was almost a suicide to attempt to get the person who finished you off punished for the crime they were tricked into committing.

Person 1: You hear about Bob's death?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he tried Pulling a Komaeda.
Person 1: Didn't he try to get Charlie arrested?
Person 2: Yep. Luckily for Charlie the police were able to uncover what Bob was trying to do and he wasn't arrested.

by Lotzofblocks July 16, 2016

pulling up

The act of being somewhere in 5 minutes or less

Hey man im pulling up now

by #imnotcrazy July 11, 2017

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010