putters

What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.

did you see the putters run across the road!

by Jjake April 19, 2008

Pitter

Another word for a Juul vape stick.

Hey bro, let me hit your pitter. Can I use your charger? My pitter is almost dead

by Realpsalty June 8, 2018

rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.

Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!

by FuzzyD June 16, 2009

putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 26, 2009

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012