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prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors
It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon
by Rob Baumgartner December 15, 2008
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Prostattitude

A: How do prostitutes dress?
B: It's not JUST how they dress, it's also about their attitude.
A: Yeah, so their prostattitude.
by BwayNerd September 19, 2012
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prostatitis

I'm not feeling good because I have prostatitis
by Rabbit1313 September 20, 2017
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milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.
by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003
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Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.
John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.
by I like to wank January 6, 2007
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Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
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