Prostitortion

Offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause and obtaining money or something of value by the abuse of one's office or authority.

The head writer for "The Herald Today" displayed such blatant prostitortion by writing feature articles for the mob while taking money under the table.

by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

by sheldo September 13, 2013

Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

soft prostitution

The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.

Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.

by Megandreremy February 14, 2014

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

prostitot

A child resembling, or working as a prostitute. Usually the result of admiring britney, xtina or their skanky-ass mother.

Stacy put on her assless chaps and went out to play on the swings/pick up men. Fuckin prostitot...

by team anus November 17, 2003