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promise party

A party which is thrown if someone doesn’t believe in marriage or being the center of attention at a wedding, but still wants to celebrate being committed to each other for a very long time.
He proposed to her with a promise ring so instead of a traditional wedding, they’re going to all have a promise party.
by Holifeterms July 4, 2018
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promise 😊

promise 😊”
by louist91 November 24, 2021
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knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base
Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work
by cdawg543 February 23, 2008
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Nacogdoches Proposition

The act of receiving a blumpkin whilst delivering a Cleveland Steamer; in other words, getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a woman's chest.
Whilst dropping a Cleveland Steamer on his date's chest, Max was shocked when she started giving him a blumpkin - the Nacogdoches Proposition at last!
by 4E4 August 31, 2011
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propinquity

Use this word when you want to seem smart – or stupid. It's your choice, really. (It's all just a big game of fortuna, as it's the other people that form their opinion on you and you cannot really affect that process.) It's the type of word you only see on the "most searched" list of dictionary.com and on Yahoo!'s headlines (the latter-mentioned explains the first-mentioned).

People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...
Woody: "The propinquity of these – pardon my sterile approach on the topic – two given objects is inversely proportional to..
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021
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Promiswear

Borderline between a promise and a swear. A promise strong enough to be a swear, but not enough to be a swear. Used by those who think swearing is bad. It can be a strong commitment or reassurance of something.
"I will buy you your medicine. I promiswear."

"Don't be sad, everything will be alright. I promiswear."

"I don't like anybody else. You are the only person for me in the world. I promiswear."
by sleepyQT123 August 6, 2009
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junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
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