used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.
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the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
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the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
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Get the pronkus mug.The act of tapping on a touchscreen device with a straight stiff finger with an unnecessary amount of force out of frustration in operating the stupid device.
What are you doing? Stop poinking my new ipad to death. That will not make it work the way you want it to.
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(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
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Get the pronk mug.pronk (pop-rock-punk)a person who likes rock, punk and some pop, wears black clothes, a person who doesn't care what people think about him, quiet, everybody's kinda afraid of them, rough.
regina:Do you know Andrew?
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk
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