Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Having sex with your brain.

While remembering an etremely good state, you can amplifay that state by using techniques of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

by nlpspin April 5, 2011

Programe

A program that is also a game. Meaning that it is a game but has some useful features like image/text editing.

Man that programe was useful and fun!

by KaBob799 January 31, 2009

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

The Program

A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”

“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”

by UnderemployedMBA August 29, 2011

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

huge for the program

Something you say if something sounds immaculate in the moment and you can't think if anything more enjoyable to have.

Fucking ice cream would be huge for the program.

by Emiliv November 18, 2020

system programming

Solving problems from 2020 with technology from 1980.

I could tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. - someone who had been system programming too long.

by someuiucstudent May 1, 2015