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by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010
Get the Consult Professor Hans Jerkov mug.Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.
For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
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For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
.
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Get the Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) mug.Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"
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by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012
Get the Language Professors Hate Him mug.by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
Get the Professor Hans Jerkov mug.Term describing the current state of the Philadelphia 76ers organization. Tanking to acquire assets to eventually rise from the douldroms of the NBA. Also the nickname for Philadelphia center Joel Embiid.
"Trust The Process!"
"When we win the 2020 NBA Finals, you'll thank The Process!"
"Sam Hinkie sacrificed himself for The Process."
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"Sam Hinkie sacrificed himself for The Process."
by Cheesesteakaholic March 25, 2017
Get the The Process mug.Conversation(s) in which a couple, generally lesbians, overthink, overanalyze and overdiscuss their relationship until they drive each other mad. Usually framed in extremely evasive and passive-aggressive terms.
p 1: "Honey, how do you feel about processing? I noticed that you keep finishing the Rice Krispies even though you know they're my favorite cereal. I know how much you love me but it only concerns me because you've been spending so much time with the rugby captain lately. It's okay if you have a little crush on someone else, you can tell me, I know this happens in relationships. I just need my Rice Krispies. Is it because I said I didn't want a cat?"
p 2: Aaaaaaaaah!
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by mintyfish June 17, 2008
Get the processing mug.noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.
only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.
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annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.
only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.
annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
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