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Chode Probe 

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).
Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"

Ford Probe 

A sports car with a fairly tight racing suspension, anda little torqy 4 banger.

It has a limiter at 114 but the 4 banger will pump you upwards of 60 mph in under 9 seconds WOOT go 4 banger.
hah some dude in a getta Gl tried to mob on my probe. maybe on the high end of the spectrum, but we was reading my anybody but Bush sticker, SUCKA!!. *squeel eeeeeeee *sliding around corner*
Ford Probe by AP October 4, 2004

Bro-Probe 

Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."
Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..

Dean: Maybe I want too..
Bro-Probe by Philosophical Demise September 28, 2011

vaginal probe 

Somthing u need in your life
John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know
vaginal probe by Drugs are good January 22, 2018

penis probe 

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement
“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”
penis probe by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

ford probe 

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.
ford probe by TIMMY January 12, 2004