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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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prize

A person's girlfriend or boyfriend.
Sean Kane has a prize named "Kaelin Murray".
by EnderDaniel123 May 16, 2017
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priceless

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00
Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless
by Leolani January 3, 2004
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consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.
Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.
by Laura Mae December 3, 2007
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Peace Prize Surprise

Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.

Winning something awesome, against the odds.
President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!

I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!
by MathKills November 7, 2009
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Prixels

Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).
"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
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prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.
She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.
by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011
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