Prisine

Prison cuisine, aka the food prisoners make using borrowed goods and vending machine snacks.

Rob: When I was in jail for ten years, I became very good at making my own prisine.

by Mr. Goodbarr II February 6, 2009

President Butthead

A disparaging cultural reference to the low IQ of the figurehead of the Trump-Pence duo.

These guys have clearly bonded in their shared stupidity, as neither Vice President Beavis nor President Butthead can do much more than snicker and fart.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

President Pinocchio

The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.

1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006

Presidential Shoe

A shoe with the potential of being thrown at a politician as part of protest against what he/she stands for...

A protester has thrown a Presidential Shoe at Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University and called the Chinese prime minister a "dictator". A few weeks earlier, President Bush went through a similar experience in Iraq...

by BennyTee2 February 4, 2009

presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017